Blake Lively and her splendiferous rack are beautiful in Versace

Add another one to the short list of bodies I’d harm others for: Blake Lively. A lot has been said on various gossip blogs about the possibly non-natural origins of the Gossip Girl star’s chest, and she didn’t do anything to distract from that topic of conversation with her plunging-to-there, slit-to-here red Versace dress at the 2009 Emmy Awards. Just like a gaggle of other celebs, her shoes were Christian Louboutin.

I know some people have been hating on this dress and Blake for wearing it, and while it’s obviously a little Vegas-y (the light smattering of sequins doesn’t help), I’m not mad at her at all. If I had her body, you best believe I’d rarely ever make a serious attempt to cover it more than is required by law. And I also am not convinced that her chichis are fake – she’s not super thin, and I have a very petite friend with a very similar boobage situation going on. She’s just genetically blessed, and that’s obviously true of Ms. Lively in a variety of ways.

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