Heidi Montag has more pairs of Louboutins than you do.

That’s a sad thought, isn’t it? Heidi Montag – talentless, smug, annoying, delusional, and owner of a really terrible plastic weave – somehow manages to make enough money from just being herself to buy way more fabulous shoes and handbags than 99% of the people on the face of the planet. There is no justice.

And despite all the expensive stuff she wears, she normally manages to look pretty terrible. I’m not entirely hating her outfit here, though, and in all honesty, that makes me kind of hate myself. Ditch the jacket but keep the 20s-inspired stuff that remains, and then add in a different (more tailored, less hairy) coat, and I think it’s a winner. The Christian Louboutin Mamimo Spectator Booties go well with her bedazzled knee socks (can knee socks come back, please? They’re so fun), and it’s nice to see her wear a dress that’s more fashionable and less body-conscious. Now if only she’d wise up and get rid of that mewling sack of crap that she calls a husband.

Bag Heidi’s Christian Louboutin Style via Barneys!

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