Heidi Montag teaches a class in how NOT to wear over-the-knee boots

Ever since it became clear that over-the-knee boots were going to be a trend this season, I’ve heard the same criticism of them over and over – that they look like something fit only for a sex worker. And I think that’s just not true! They’re so completely hardcore and tough and statement-y that I can’t help but love them, and I tell everyone that will listen that, when styled correctly, they look incredibly chic.

Leave it to Heidi Montag to undo all of my hard work with a single outfit. First of all, by themselves, her Christian Louboutin Alta Fifre Corset Boots are knock-me-over-with-a-feather gorgeous. Paired with opaque black tights and an ultra luxe tunic – or maybe a boyfriend-cut cashmere sweater? – they would be unspeakably beautiful. Seriously, if it wasn’t clear already, I adore them. But when you pair them with a tiny hot pink tank top and, of all things, a leather mini skirt (WHAT?), the whole thing looks like a rejected costume from a bad “Pretty Woman” remake. Add in the completely non sequitur Hermes Birkin that doesn’t match with ANYTHING else that we see here, and I fear that my head may explode.

Audrina, on the other hand, looks positively boring by comparison. I do, however, love her Chanel Crossbody Bag.

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