Posted In Amber Rose on September 21st, 2009
When you look at as many tabloids and paparazzi pictures as I do, you have to get over the body envy. These people look like they do because they get paid to be ridiculously attractive, while I get paid to blog, which generally involves a lot of bathrobe-wearing and consumption of fluorescent orange macaroni and cheese from a box. Obviously, if I was going to get seriously hung up on wanting to look like a celebrity, this job would be detrimental to my mental health.
But whenever I see Amber Rose, I can’t help but get all green with envy. The woman is FIERCE. As a lifelong buttless wonder, I’ve never had any kind of rear end in my life (or hips, for that matter), and I would love to develop some at some point in my life. I doubt that’s going to happen, but in a perfect world, I’d have Amber Rose’s bangin’ body. I’m not sure about the zombified color contacts, but really, who’s looking at her eyes? Or her handbag, for that matter, which we’re having trouble identifying.
15 Responses to I would sell my soul to Satan for Amber Rose’s body.
Anna
September 21st, 2009 at 12:07 pm
It looks like it may be eel… but I am not totally sure…
Meaghan Mahoney Dusil
September 21st, 2009 at 12:10 pm
The first thing I was reminded of was Alicia Keys with her similar colored and eel skin Zufi Alexander Clutch: http://www.purseblog.com/celebrities/zufi-alexander-y-clutch-in-eel.html
Maybe Zufi??
Meaghan Mahoney Dusil
September 21st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Anna – Definitely eel skin :)
Anna S.
September 21st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
i would not be so jealous! im sure you look better- for some reason I find this particular celebrity trashy-looking, and her body or dressing style is not so impressive. I love her clutch, and the color of it, but it looks out of place next to her outfit.
Paulina
September 21st, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Dude, her outfit is all sorts of wrong on her body.
Kristen
September 21st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I’m just not a fan of hers…I don’t think she looks that great.
Amanda Mull
September 21st, 2009 at 2:08 pm
There’s a pic of her in a silver bodysuit that illustrates my body envy very well…lemme see if I can find it…
http://jezebel.com/5358110/amber-goes-for-the-gold-silver
I mean…hellooooo…that’s a BODY. And also a questionable outfit choice. But still, BODY.
Jessica Jean Benson
September 21st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I honestly have to say she is very scary looking…almost alien like
inga
September 21st, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I too would kill for her body!!! I’m not a fan of her style or her for that matter but I can appreciate that she has a kickin’ figure.
Laura
September 21st, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Not a fan of her of her boyfriend.
Kendra
September 21st, 2009 at 8:17 pm
She always looks cheap to me
susan
September 21st, 2009 at 8:48 pm
She doesn’t really have an class but she has a great body and face
susan
September 21st, 2009 at 8:48 pm
sorry should say “any” class
Stella Fleuret
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:02 am
Eh, I would gladly sell my soul for Kate Beckinsale’s… or Alessandra Ambrosio’s body actually, but certainly not Amber. What in the world is going on with her? She looks terrible.
Meaghan Mahoney Dusil
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Ok I think I found the clutch: Givenchy Elene Eel Clutch http://www.barneys.com/Elene%20Eel%20Clutch/00460105008132,default,pd.html