Paris Hilton trashes Vuitton

There isn’t even much to say about Paris Hilton. Sometimes I let my mind take me back to the media frenzy that happened with Paris went to jail. And then she left jail. And then they dragged her back. And then she ran out to the car to greet her mother, crying and wailing around while about 800 million paparazzi and news stations covered it. And really, was there nothing more important in the world that Paris Hilton coming out of jail? And then I remember how she said after that experience that she wanted to change the world. What exactly has she done to change the world since that incident? What good has she left us with? What knowledge has she brought?

The last little gem I heard from Paris was when she was asked about the swine flu and if she was scared, to which her reply was, “I don’t eat that”. You are right Paris. I don’t eat swine flu either. Never mind the fact that swine flu is not edible and that swine flu is not being transmitted via pork. But who cares, you are out there making the world a better place, right? And here is Paris Hilton with a joke of a bag, an oversized Chewy Vuitton. I don’t know what else to say. She is just as fake as the bag. Nicky was spotted nearby as well with a Goyard bag. Nothing else to report on Paris.

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