Robert Pattinson. You’re welcome.

So, apparently Twilight is, like, a thing. And much to my dismay, it doesn’t appear to be going anywhere anytime soon. And the movie’s male lead, apparent heart-throb Robert Pattinson, is now hounded by paparazzi everywhere he goes in order to sate the interest of female fans the world over. And I don’t get it, because he’s totally not my type, and Twilight is totally not my thing (if you want a great vampire book, I recommend The Fledgling by Octavia Butler), but I hear that he’s well-liked, so here he is.

And let’s face it – this really isn’t a handbag post. Sure, he’s carrying a bag. A backpack, to be precise. But I don’t know what it is or who made it, and I doubt he does either, and if you do, then you’re probably a little too obsessed with this whole phenomenon. But hey, that’s okay, we all need hobbies. This is probably not any less productive than the worst of mine, that’s for sure.

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