Someone help Lindsay’s Birkin. Please.
You can abuse a lot of things. Abuse your body, abuse drugs and alcohol, abuse your relationship with your maybe-girlfriend. Whatever. But please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT ABUSE THE HERMES.
And, sadly, that’s exactly what Lindsay Lohan is doing in these pictures to her once-lovely Hermes Birkin. If there weren’t so many pictures of her over the past few years with the exact same bag, I probably wouldn’t even believe that that’s actually what she’s carrying here – it’s so smushed and battered that it doesn’t even look like something Hermes would but their name on. And I’m guessing that if they had the opportunity, they’d opt to remove their name from this one. Please, Linds. Don’t inflict that kind of pain on your purses.