By Amanda Mull 30 Comments 10/14/09

Someone help Lindsay’s Birkin. Please.

Lindsay Lohan Birkin 7 You can abuse a lot of things. Abuse your body, abuse drugs and alcohol, abuse your relationship with your maybe-girlfriend. Whatever. But please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT ABUSE THE HERMES.

And, sadly, that’s exactly what Lindsay Lohan is doing in these pictures to her once-lovely Hermes Birkin. If there weren’t so many pictures of her over the past few years with the exact same bag, I probably wouldn’t even believe that that’s actually what she’s carrying here – it’s so smushed and battered that it doesn’t even look like something Hermes would but their name on. And I’m guessing that if they had the opportunity, they’d opt to remove their name from this one. Please, Linds. Don’t inflict that kind of pain on your purses.

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Paulina

Everytime I see Lindsay with her Birkin, I wonder why she has it… She’s not classy enough to carry such a beautiful bag.
Paulina

Also, what the hell is going on with her pants.
HannaH

Poor bag:-( I like her outfit thoguht, especially the jacket…even if she doesnt need to take a shower and eat a sandwich or 12!!
Brittany

I totally agree with you! Oh poor little bag!
Ruhee

Poor poor bag…
gpc

Another ‘famous’ person to add to the list I wish would just go away. Sadly though, this is a troubled girl and she is aged way beyond her years.
kaity

I love that jacket…its so unique!
Tamee

I suppose that’s what happens when you try and put everything but the kitchen sink in it?????!!!!!

She had such potential, but made such huge mistakes with her life. Can only hope it’ll improve in some way.
http://jessicajeanbenson.blogspot.com/ Jessica Jean Benson

Not surprised really, she looks awful. I think that jacket could be really cool if it was worn correctly and didn’t have a giant distracting stain on it….
Jasmine

The look is crazy. If she can’t look after her Birkin, I’m happy to look after it for her
ottercat

I am not so worried about how she takes care of her Birkin. I am more concerned over how she takes care of her health. Her skin looks really bad. Poor girl.
http://fashionrunsaway.blogspot.com/ Naomi P

Girl take care of your bag!
Anna S.

ok, im usually pretty indifferent towards most photographs posted. I am mildly annoyed by some and mildly admire another. This one I really dont like. It is like she is saying- hey, y’all i dropped 10k on a bag and now i dont care, cuz i have so much money – i can get a dozen more of this. Go to rehab, and next time you wanna waste 10k – donate to charity instead. i dont feel any concern for her- she loves to waste her life and money.
Kate W.

I feel like, if you want kids not to use drugs, just show them a picture of lindsey’s face….also, seriously, the dermatologist/plastic surgeon who injecter her lips should have their license revolked!
Alyssa

Hermes should definitely be carried around like this. It’s a gorgeous bag that deserves to be carried by someone equally as deserving!
felicia

she shouldn’t wear any birkin. this trashy girl should be blacklisted from any hermes store!
fwy

Her pants looks hideous. Her treatment of the Hermes can only be described as sacrileage.
LaChula

She looks horrible, her clothes look horrible and sorry to say even the bag looks horrible!
kimmee1969

I know everyone who loves the Birkin is bummed about the treatment, but what I saw is a strong durable bag. Not just a Fashion Bag, obviously the Birkin is a VERY functional bag, one that holds up to the harshest of treatment, It says this is a bag you can use, not just something to hold.
19yearslater

Ha, ha, ha! Some bags aren’t meant to double as suitcases. And really- the pants. If they were cut into capri length my Grandma would love them. Not such a good look.
dail dom

hailvb says:
CLASSY STYLE. i love her dress (whose is it by the way), the bag is absolutely a super tasting candy that adds timeless flavor to her outfit. she is classy. not to over decorated like many hollywood girls love, she has just that stunning ring and she by herself stands out. she gained some weight thank god, i guess, american lifestyle lol, she was just too skinny but now she’s perfect. the hair grew a lil’..omg.. i love her!! hahahaha

ps_she is my girl crush since the spice girls..i grew up singing “spice up your life” lol
http://www.hailvb.com
musicalhouses

Wow, she does look a lil scruffy here. So does the bag. I don’t know which one I feel more sorry for – her or the bag, although right now I’m leaning towards the bag.
Kendra

oh god. words cannot describe how bad this outfit is
Anna

I love the color of the bag. It seems that it shouldn’t be carried that way, though. :(
Maria C

OH NO!!!!
http://twiiter.com/jen_babes jen

there needs to be an intervention. and i’m not talking about the drugs.
adryna

i think that birkin bag to her is like a normal topshop bag she has. what a cliche. she is super rich. ;)
Angela

Hermes should have the power to revoke someone’s privileges (in case, Lindsay’s Birkin) until said person can take care of themselves well enough to have the time to care for the bag. Sadly, I suspect she might have sold her other designers bags for $$$ and this is the only one she kept.
jenny

poooor girl
AstaK.

I have to say, I love the look, and Hermes in full use is going well with it.
Maybe shes used that bag so often that it starts to show wear. Then only good way to use a bag is like this to maintain its fashion value.
I have gorgeaus Burberry manor, pretty goodly used and its quit refreshing to stuff it and not think about regrets. After all it is a bag, not a piece of our Lords holy cross.lol.