Jennifer Hudson, we need to talk about your Grammy outfit.

Listen, Jennifer Hudson, I really like you. I mean, who couldn’t love an American Idol reject-turned-Oscar winner? Plus, you endured monumental personal tragedy last year with grace, and we’re all rooting for you and your new baby. It’s also impressive that you’ve lost nearly 60 lbs. to play Winnie Mandela in an upcoming film – commitment to a role like that proves that you aren’t a one-hit wonder.

Understandably, you want to show off your vastly changed body when everyone is looking, and the 2010 Grammy Awards are a great opportunity to do just that. I even love your black Victoria Beckham dress, who had a strong showing on the Grammy red carpet. There’s only one problem – it doesn’t fit you. You know, in the, uh, chest area. And girl, I’m sympathetic to that – I don’t know how many cute, structured dresses I’ve had to put back into the rack because they couldn’t properly contain the girls. The important thing, however, is that I put them back on the rack. The people behind this dress either should have let out the chest a bit more or sized you up and then tailored down the waist. You still look beautiful, but then you would have looked perfect.

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