Kourtney Kardashian carres – you guessed it – a Birkin
The Kardashians tend to be an intensely polarizing group for reasons that I still can’t entirely wrap my head around, but as of yet, I’m still not tired of gawking at their Birkin collection. We’ve seen Kourtney Kardashian‘s orange Hermes Birkin before, but I don’t mind having another look. Particularly if it distracts from the crazy mustard yellow python print onesie that she’s wearing.
What I want to know, though, is which sister will be the first to have a crocodile Birkin? Surely that’s going to happen at some point, right? It’s basically the only place that they have to go if they continue to one-up themselves on expensive stuff. Maybe one of them will show up with The Row’s $39,000 crocodile backpack? And what happens after they’ve exhausted those options? Will they start paying someone to carry their belongings in their hands everywhere they go? There are only so many options left, girls, Choose wisely.