Zac Posen must have designed this dress with Kim Kardashian in mind
Say what you want to about Kim Kardashian, but I would do a lot of bad, bad things to have a body like hers. If I could get curves like that at a bank, I’d rob one. If I could go to her house at night and steal them, I would have already bought a ski mask and a crowbar. And if I were to be successful in either of those endeavors, I’d wear nothing but the pale pink Zac Posen dress that she’s wearing in these photographs. Her Christian Louboutin Lucifer Bow Pumps aren’t bad, either.
Kourtney Kardashian also looks nice in these photos, if not as dramatically sexy as her sister. She’s wearing a printed Myne silk blouse and a flattering, neutral H&M skirt that has me wondering whether my local store has anything of the same design available, but standing next to Kim, she looks like a bit of a wallflower. Not even her Yves Saint Laurent Belle De Jour Clutch feels particularly exciting.