By Amanda Mull 3 Comments 1/25/11

Zac Posen must have designed this dress with Kim Kardashian in mind

Say what you want to about Kim Kardashian, but I would do a lot of bad, bad things to have a body like hers. If I could get curves like that at a bank, I’d rob one. If I could go to her house at night and steal them, I would have already bought a ski mask and a crowbar. And if I were to be successful in either of those endeavors, I’d wear nothing but the pale pink Zac Posen dress that she’s wearing in these photographs. Her Christian Louboutin Lucifer Bow Pumps aren’t bad, either.

Kourtney Kardashian also looks nice in these photos, if not as dramatically sexy as her sister. She’s wearing a printed Myne silk blouse and a flattering, neutral H&M skirt that has me wondering whether my local store has anything of the same design available, but standing next to Kim, she looks like a bit of a wallflower. Not even her Yves Saint Laurent Belle De Jour Clutch feels particularly exciting.

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Zac Posen must have designed this dress with Kim Kardashian in mind (Image 1)

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mochababe73

I love the dress and the color on Kim. And, yes, her body looks amazing. However, those shoes are to die for.
To be honest, I find Kourtney boring. Khloe and Kim have the best personality and style in the family.
19yearslater

These pics remind me of the snl interpretation of the Kardashians: “I’m Kim, I’m the pretty one. I’m Kourtney, the smart one.” Kourtney’s outfit is eye-catching in a street style way, but Kim’s is just. . . eye-catching. I like the way a tight, sexy dress like that has tee shirt sleeves. Its unexpected.
Vitta

Actually, you don’t need to rob a bank to get curves. What you need is to rob a bank to get money to pay for plastic surgery (breasts and butt implants) — and you’re set. As for the Kim’s style and taste, often it is questionable, if you know what I mean. Not a fan, sorry.