Posted In Jennifer Lopez on February 27th, 2012
Jennifer Lopez has no taste.
Yeah, that’s right, I said it.
What Lopez does have, however, is often a scary prospect when it’s combined with a complete lack of taste: lots of money. When those two get together, you get J.Lo’s wardrobe, including her Zuhair Murad dress from last night’s 2012 Academy Awards: too shiny, too tight, too obvious. She’s trying so hard to look incredibly expensive that she and her pantyhose-sleeved dress just end up looking cheap. Not to mention that despite having a lovely body, Ms. Lopez is now a 42-year-old mother of two. I know that she’s going through a divorce and dating some crazy 20-something with a terrible tattoo, but that doesn’t mean that Lopez shouldn’t put her days of obvious boob tape behind her. Keep the boytoy, ditch the wardrobe. Someone needs to teach Jennifer about subtlety, or if she insists on remaining over-the-top, she needs to find a more interesting way to do it.