When you look at as many tabloids and paparazzi pictures as I do, you have to get over the body envy. These people look like they do because they get paid to be ridiculously attractive, while I get paid to blog, which generally involves a lot of bathrobe-wearing and consumption of fluorescent orange macaroni and cheese from a box. Obviously, if I was going to get seriously hung up on wanting to look like a celebrity, this job would be detrimental to my mental health.
But whenever [...]