I’m going to be very honest with you: When I first sat down to write about these pictures, I assumed I was going to be writing about Kim Kardashian. I didn’t look at the small thumbnail versions very closely, only to see what bag was contained therein, and I saw a dark-haired person getting out of an SUV with a fur coat and tight jeans and an Hermes Birkin. All of those things usually point to a Kardashian.
Only when I saw the larger images did I realize that it’s actually figure skater (and dude) Johnny Weir, he of the infamous Balenciaga tree. So go on with your bad self, Johnny Weir. Wear your fabulous clothes and carry your fabulous handbags. Maybe Kris Jenner can get you a deal for some kind of E! reality show, which would be something I would watch in a heartbeat. She could definitely pass you off as her long-lost gay son.