Last week we saw Khloe Kardashian take her red Hermes Birkin down the red carpet, but she took it out for a spin again on Friday, and this time, we got an even better look at it. If all stars would carry their handbags in front of them, in the crooks of their arms, at all times, then my job would be a lot easier and we’d all have more bags to drool over.
Thankfully Khloe complied with my wishes this time, and in doing so, she proved what we already knew – the bag is gorgeous. Red pigments aren’t as opaque as those in other shades, which can make a perfect red leather hard to come by, but this one is nothing less than outfit-stealing. Of course it is; Hermes doesn’t settle for anything less. As a result, I barely even noticed what else Khloe’s wearing, even though she generally looks pretty good. I’m too distracted by all that Hermes loveliness.











A red Hermes Birkin on a red carpet? That’s what Kardashian heaven looks like, you guys. I’m certain of it. Because it’s Khloe Kardashian toting said Birkin, though, I’ll keep my shade to a minimum. You guys know she’s my favorite.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Khloe Kardashian is by far my favorite member of the reality TV clan that everyone loves to hate. Not only does Khloe have a great sense of humor, but she seems to be the most human of her sisters. She even looks like a normal person at the airport, a place that her sisters and mom (but especially Kim) tend to use as an opportunity to don their favorite pair of heels and tightest pair of pants. Who wants to travel like that?
Hear me out, you guys: I kind of love Khloe Kardashian. I love that she’s constantly called fat or gross or a giant (she is none of those things) and has still somehow managed to restrain herself from stabbing Perez Hilton in the face for it. (In that regard, she’s a better person than I am.) She may or may not have a different dad than her sisters, and if she does, she ain’t talkin’. She’s kind of hilarious and also a little less flashy than Kourtney and Kim, which makes her easier for me to identify with. Plus, in a family of sisters who have chosen Scott Disick and Kanye West for mates, Khloe’s husband Lamar Odom is the clear winner.
In case you missed it (and what could you possibly have going on that would cause you to miss this vital piece of Kardashian breaking new?!), Lamar Odom got traded to Dallas. In Kardashian terms, that means that the one who’s married to him, Khloe Kardashian, is going to be spending a considerable amount of time in Texas very, very soon. Or maybe she’ll take a page from Kim’s book and get divorced. Who knows!
Or maybe she has her own, and she and Kim Kardashian are bag twins?
There are two problems inherent in trying to document the Kardashians’ fashion choice. First, they travel in packs. There’s always at least two of them, and usually more. At this Redbook event, all three sisters showed up, plus momager Kris, which makes for a lot of outfits to investigate. Second, their outfits are always elaborate. It’s not in the Kardashian handbook to simply put on a dress and a pair of shoes – there must be accessories! Blazers! Jewelry! All kinds of things! If you’re not wearing enough pieces of flair, Kris won’t let you leave the house.
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Most of you guys can probably tell this from my posts about them, but I’m kind of a fan of the Kardashians. I like Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami in particular, mostly because their relationship reminds me so much of me and my best friend. She and I both agree that I’m definitely the Khloe Kardashian of the relationship, and since she’s my favorite, I don’t have a problem accepting that title at all.
The problem with the Kardashians is that we see them on red carpets and at events so often, what they choose to wear usually isn’t much of a surprise. Kim Kardashian has promised via Twitter to shake things up after the Zuhair Murad dress that she wore to the 2010 Teen Choice Awards was called too predictable by many people, but I’m not so sure that she’ll be retiring her one-shoulder black dress any time soon. Hey, at least it wasn’t her old favorite, Herve Leger.
Is it just me, or are the Kardashian sisters walking in some sort of war formation through the airport in a few of these photos? They certainly seem to mean business…


