
Even though I don’t watch any of the Kardashian shows at the moment, I’m vaguely aware that I’m supposed to hate Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend/baby daddy Scott Disick, but I just can’t. He’s fascinating to me in a very weird way – the weird combination of Patrick Bateman and outlandish preppy swag is oddly endearing, even though I know very well that it shouldn’t be. Still, the dude’s got style. In fact, Scott has so much style that even if Kourtney and baby Mason weren’t with him at the airport, I’m [...]

In case you missed it (and what could you possibly have going on that would cause you to miss this vital piece of Kardashian breaking new?!), Lamar Odom got traded to Dallas. In Kardashian terms, that means that the one who’s married to him, Khloe Kardashian, is going to be spending a considerable amount of time in Texas very, very soon. Or maybe she’ll take a page from Kim’s book and get divorced. Who knows! By the looks of things, though, Khloe’s in it for the long haul – the [...]

So was Kourtney Kardashian‘s Celine Luggage Tote exotic before and I just didn’t notice it from a distance, or does Kourtney have an entirely new Celine Luggage Tote, this one in highly sought-after black python? Inquiring minds want to know. Ok, never mind. I just looked, and it would seem as thought her Celine tote was always python, and I just didn’t look very hard. It took me all this time, until paparazzi caught Kourt out shopping for Gucci Christmas gifts, to realize it. How silly. Well, at least I [...]

I’ve made my membership in the Celine fan club no secret. BagThatStyle has extolled the virtues of the lovely Celine Luggage Tote ever since the Olsens were carrying it (before they had their own super-spendy handbag line to tote, naturally), and I’ve actually put my money where my mouth is and bought one of the bags for myself. The good colors are hard to come by, but they’re so totally worth the search. In the back of my mind, I wondered how long it would be until one of the [...]

As many handbags as the Kardashian sisters have at their disposal, they do have some pretty noticeable patterns when it comes to accessories. More often than not, if they’re not carrying an Hermes Birkin, they’re carrying a Balenciaga bag of some sort. And that’s exactly what’s going on in these photos – last we saw Kourtney Kardashian, she was carrying an orange Birkin. Now she’s switched to one of her other favorites, a Balenciaga Classic Arena Square Tote. The more I think about it, the more this bag looks like [...]

The Kardashians tend to be an intensely polarizing group for reasons that I still can’t entirely wrap my head around, but as of yet, I’m still not tired of gawking at their Birkin collection. We’ve seen Kourtney Kardashian‘s orange Hermes Birkin before, but I don’t mind having another look. Particularly if it distracts from the crazy mustard yellow python print onesie that she’s wearing. What I want to know, though, is which sister will be the first to have a crocodile Birkin? Surely that’s going to happen at some point, [...]

Pop culture seems to be in a bit of a Kardashian lull right now. Well, at least when it comes to the sisters not named Kim – we all know that she just got engaged to enormous boyfriend Kris Humphries, a relationship that I knew would last forever as soon as I saw that he spelled his first name with a K. But what of Khloe and Kourtney? Maybe I just feel like I haven’t heard about them in a while because I don’t have cable anymore, but seeing these [...]

There are two problems inherent in trying to document the Kardashians’ fashion choice. First, they travel in packs. There’s always at least two of them, and usually more. At this Redbook event, all three sisters showed up, plus momager Kris, which makes for a lot of outfits to investigate. Second, their outfits are always elaborate. It’s not in the Kardashian handbook to simply put on a dress and a pair of shoes – there must be accessories! Blazers! Jewelry! All kinds of things! If you’re not wearing enough pieces of [...]

Say what you want to about Kim Kardashian, but I would do a lot of bad, bad things to have a body like hers. If I could get curves like that at a bank, I’d rob one. If I could go to her house at night and steal them, I would have already bought a ski mask and a crowbar. And if I were to be successful in either of those endeavors, I’d wear nothing but the pale pink Zac Posen dress that she’s wearing in these photographs. Her Christian [...]

As much as her sister Kim seems to adore Hermes, Kourtney Kardashian loves her Balenciaga bags. Most people who really, truly love accessories find brands that they just can’t get enough of, and I think that Kourtney’s Bal addiction is more or less proof that she’s one of us, at heart. Not only is she carrying a classic Balenciaga City Bag in these photos, but she also has the matching Balenciaga Button Ballet Flats. The color looks to be exactly the same – I wonder if she has a pair [...]

Although I’m just about as big a Balenciaga fangirl as you’re likely to find in most corners of the Internet, my knowledge of the brand’s designs isn’t comprehensive. I know that what Kourtney Kardashian is carrying in these photos is indeed a Balenciaga bag, but I’m not sure where it’s called or when it was released. The bag rings a few bells, but for some reason, I’m thinking that it’s older, which seems to be supported by the fact that it’s not represented on he brand’s website. In that case, [...]

Just…why? I mean. I don’t even know why Scott Disick would have a cane, other than the fact that he’s an insufferable douchebag. Plus, I’m sure he needed something to go with his cheesetastic velvet blazer. Or is that technically a smoking jacket? Or is a smoking jacket more like a robe? I have no idea. I don’t want to know. I want him erased from my mind forever. Kourtney Kardashian, on the other hand, looks great in these photos. Other than the weak-chinned manchild on her arm, that is. [...]