I would like to take a moment to editorialize a little bit on Madonna, if I may. I live a couple of blocks from the singer’s ginormous Upper East Side compound, which I walk past often, and I still haven’t gotten a single glimpse of her. Not one, in the entire year I’ve been in the neighborhood! I’ve seen Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise, who live way down by Union Square, but no Madonna. Throw me a bone, Madge! Every time I tell someone where I live, they ask me if I’ve seen you, and I have to disappoint them. Just give me one peek! For the good of humanity, really.
Apparently if I had been walking by at the right time on Saturday, I would have seen both Madonna and her black croc Givenchy Antigona Satchel, heading out for the Kabbalah Center. I also would have seen the very Lagerfeldian Chanel Fingerless Leather Gloves that Madge is sporting in these pictures, which seem like an odd choice for a religious service. When you’ve given as much money to an organization as Madonna has to Kabbalah, though, I bet you can wear whatever you want when you drop by.