In: Miley Cyrus
8 Mar 2010
Last night I misunderstood my television set and I thought I heard someone say Miley Cyrus was performing at the Oscars. A travesty I screamed. I was wrong, she was just presenting. And when Amanda Seyfried stumbled on her words, Miley Cyrus eased the tension by letting the world know that they were both nervous. Props there.
But her dress. The only positive thing I can say is that it was right on trend with the muted metallic gold theme we saw all over the red carpet last night. [...]

Well…this is a little awkward.
My first reaction was, of course, ZOMG FUZZY PUPPY! And then my eyes glazed over and my mind ceased to function for several moments. When I recovered, I realized that it was none other than Miley Cyrus carrying said puppy, and I got a little jealous. Why does she get an adorable puppy and I don’t?!?!
While contemplating the injustices of life, I then noticed her Rick Owens Fur Messenger, and started to feel a little weird. I don’t wear fur but generally [...]
In: Miley Cyrus
2 Feb 2010
Is Miley Cyrus allowed to attend grown up events solo? Doesn’t she need a chaperon? I know that might sound harsh, but I can’t help but remember how young she is. Furthermore, we’ve covered Miley several times on this site wearing outfits that are way too grown-up for her age. So I continue to wonder a bit.
But, moving on from that, let’s just talk about what Miley wore to the 2010 Grammy Awards Show. Miley, who also presented at the awards show, wore a short Herve Leger dress which [...]

Oh, Miley. Miley, Miley, Miley. If Miley Cyrus weren’t so spectacularly rich, I’d feel bad for her. No one knows how to dress themselves as a teenager, and apparently, no amount of money can remedy that. It’s actually kind of comforting to know that cash is not a salve for teen awkwardness. Yeah Miley, I called you awkward. It’s kind of true. Sorry.
I don’t have any problem with her Balenciaga Pompon Bag or the shirt that she’s wearing, plus her extensions are [...]
In: Kim Cattrall| Miley Cyrus
16 Nov 2009
Sigh, I don’t know how I feel about this. Miley Cyrus has a few cameos on Sex and the City II. Why, I have no idea. If you read this site often, you know that I am not a fan of Miley Cyrus and the way that she is dressing years older than she really is. Now, with this appearance on the highly anticipated follow-up movie, who knows what is going to happen.
Word on the street is that Samantha begins to dress younger and younger in order to keep [...]
In: Miley Cyrus
13 Nov 2009
Alright, I am about this close to getting up on my soap-box and speaking my mind about Miley Cyrus and her choice of attire. Just like I mentioned earlier this week, Miley continues to be seen looking way older than she really is. I’m not a mom, so I guess I shouldn’t judge that much, but seriously folks, what are her parents thinking? I understand letting your children express themselves as they grow up, but this is absolutely ridiculous.
Miley was photographed shopping with a friend in LA wearing hideous [...]
In: Miley Cyrus
11 Nov 2009
My. Eyes. Are. Bleeding. I cannot stand the goth look Miley Cyrus is sporting lately. I’ve seen so many different pictures of her, in different places wearing black from head-to-toe. Sure, I don’t have a huge problem with an all black ensemble, but there is something completely off when Miley attempts to pull it off.
Perhaps it is because Miley is so young. I mean, half the time, I am sure everyone forgets that Miley is only 16!!! Actually, her birthday is this month, but still, her outfit is way [...]
In: Miley Cyrus| Rachel Zoe
6 Oct 2009
Anybody catch the Rachel Zoe Project last night? Clearly, I am addicted to I was absolutely dying as Rachel walked into Coco Chanel’s Parisian palace. I could not believe the class, sophistication and history that was found in every single nook and cranny of her place. Now, I hate to say it, but after watching that segment, I cringed when I saw Miley Cyrus carrying Chanel.
I understand that young, teeny bopping celebs like Miley have the means to afford Chanel, but at least attempt to look classy carrying it. [...]
In: Miley Cyrus
24 Sep 2009
I love it when Miley Cyrus keeps things age-appropriate. I know she’s richer than Oprah at this point, and she’s earned it all herself and can spend it on what she wants, but the fact that so many young girls love her makes me appreciate when she carries stuff that most of them could, conceivably, save up and buy one day. I don’t know if it’s something she thinks about or not, but I’m going to pretend that she does.
And here, she’s carrying an attractive, young-looking bag that’s [...]

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In: Miley Cyrus
16 Jun 2009
Some of our commenters have criticized Miley Cyrus for creating a bad example for her young fans by wearing such expensive bags. Others thing she’s doing just fine and parents should give their kids other people to look up to besides Hannah Montana.
Either way, both camps should be glad to see the youngin’ getting some repeat use out of her bags – we saw her carrying the same Louis Vuitton Mahina XS a mere month ago. The bag still looks great and the shape and size are [...]

Sigh. Miley Cyrus is, like, a fetus. Can she even drive yet? I honestly have no idea. If she can’t yet, I’m sure she’ll receive a fabulous car when she does, because she’s the biggest cash cow that a pair of fameball parents could ever wish for.
Further proof of this? Her decently fabulous collection of designer handbags, including the Louis Vuitton Mahina XS that she’s pictured wearing here. It’s in an extremely light grey that would probably go with anything but [...]