In: Blake Lively
13 Nov 2009
I have a lot of questions about Gossip Girl. Not about any particular episode, just the entire series in general. For example, why do they continue to pretend like Chace Crawford can act? Why is Chuck Blair’s boyfriend and not mine? Did Dan start taking steroids over the summer so that he would be able to attract more women at college?
But mostly, I wonder why show sponsor Verizon expects us to believe that all of these people (save for Blair, who presumably has to [...]
In: Jennifer Aniston
18 May 2009
Ha! Just kidding! Frankly, I find the whole “Jennifer Aniston is a sad spinster pining away for any man that passes by” meme a little bit irritating and a little bit old. And if the paparazzi is going to photograph her on the street, holding a random child while she’s filming her new film Baster, that seems a bit like she’s being set up, doesn’t it? And where do any of us get off, pitying a fabulously wealthy woman with a big career and a [...]