On the incredibly long list of Things I Don’t Care About, nothing is higher right now than “what people are wearing at Coachella.” In the words of the brilliant Sh*t Fashion Girls Say videos, everyone at Coachella looks like Pocahontas went to Burning Man, and I do not care to receive one more press release identifying some third-tier starlet’s pair of suede fringe shorts. First of all, suede fringe is going to chafe you something fierce when you wear it out in the desert sun all day, and second of all, there is nothing about suede fringe that I find the least bit chic in the first place.
So today, I bring you photos of Eva Longoria, who is looking delightfully adult and not-Coachella in skinny jeans and a simple, slouchy t-shirt. She’s wearing grown-up shoes in the form of classic wedge sandals, and her handbag, of course, is the most not-Coachella of them all: an Hermes Birkin. Thank you, Eva, for providing a bit of a respite in a sea of paparazzi pictures from the world’s most annoying music festival.