Posts Tagged ‘Heidi Montag’
Heidi Montag’s YSL Tote and outfit are overwhelming
In: Heidi Montag
4 Dec 2009
Welp, it’s Heidi Montag again and she seems to know how to make almost any designer bag look obnoxious. This is so unfortunate. Another thing that is unfortunate has to be the fact that Heidi and her overly annoying husband, Spencer Pratt continue to be spotted coming and going from talk shows.
Here the dynamic duo (and I use that term with complete sarcasm) was photographed visiting It’s on with Alexa Chung in NYC. Once again, Heidi is carrying her beloved Yves Saint Laurent Y Tote. We’ve seen her carry [...]
GASP! Heidi Montag places Birkin on floor
In: Heidi Montag
3 Dec 2009
That’s it. I am about
close to putting together a how-to for celebs and the way they treat their handbags. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve placed my bags on restaurant floors before, but I really try as hard as possible not to. At the same time, the bags I’ve set on floors haven’t been uber pricey bags, so I never felt quite that bad. However, placing a Hermes Birkin on the floor, oh wait, scratch that, on a cement floor – outdoors is never ok.
So, Heidi Montag, you my [...]
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- Tags: Birkin, Heidi Montag, Hermes, Spencer Pratt, The Hills
That’s a sad thought, isn’t it? Heidi Montag – talentless, smug, annoying, delusional, and owner of a really terrible plastic weave – somehow manages to make enough money from just being herself to buy way more fabulous shoes and handbags than 99% of the people on the face of the planet. There is no justice.
And despite all the expensive stuff she wears, she normally manages to look pretty terrible. I’m not entirely hating her outfit here, though, and in all honesty, that makes me kind of hate myself. [...]
Has Heidi Montag traded her bag obsession for shoes?
In: Heidi Montag
24 Nov 2009
In the last three posts that I’ve done on Heidi Montag, I’ve noticed a pattern. No, it’s not a pattern of how many hours of my life I’ve wasted while contemplating Heidi Montag. It’s a bag pattern!
Or maybe it’s a shoe pattern. Or maybe it’s both? But in the past few weeks, Heidi has been caught several times toting bags that we know she’s had for months (if not longer), including the Yves Saint Laurent Y Tote that we see here (and that we saw less [...]
Speidi is annoying, but their YSL Y Tote is fabulous
In: Heidi Montag
20 Nov 2009
Really, could these jerks deserve a swift punch in their smirking maws any more than they already do? No, no, I don’t think that’s possible. Until they start strangling babies or something, I think they’ve hit their smarmy ceiling for the time being. And it was a high ceiling, so, you know, I guess that’s some kind of weird accomplishment or something. I suspect that they’re merely performance artists anyway.
But something that they do manage to do reasonably well in this instance is accessorizing. Heidi [...]
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- Tags: Heidi Montag, Speidi, Spencer Pratt
Ever since it became clear that over-the-knee boots were going to be a trend this season, I’ve heard the same criticism of them over and over – that they look like something fit only for a sex worker. And I think that’s just not true! They’re so completely hardcore and tough and statement-y that I can’t help but love them, and I tell everyone that will listen that, when styled correctly, they look incredibly chic.
Leave it to Heidi Montag to undo all of my hard work with a [...]
The Hills Season Premiere: Are you gonna watch?
In: Audrina Patridge| Heidi Montag| Kristin Cavallari| Lauren Conrad
29 Sep 2009
Who has their TiVo set for tonight’s new season of The Hills? I DO! In fact, I think the entire Purse Blog and Bag that Style team will be watching tonight’s premiere. We’ve been covering various “cast” members of The Hills since this site launched and I love it. I know many of you out there have the same obsession with the show that I do while others of you can’t believe we continue to cover the looks.
Well, love it or hate it, these celebs are some of the [...]
It’s Heidi Montag – Sans Makeup!
In: Heidi Montag
19 Aug 2009
I don’t even care about the handbag right now. Let’s focus on the fact that Heidi Montag looks NORMAL. I honestly cannot remember the last time that I saw a picture of Heidi where she had minimal makeup and was wearing casual clothes. And you know what, this is a beyond refreshing surprise.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt where photographed one night looking like just any other couple who was heading home after grabbing some ice cream. I mean people, even Spencer looks normal. He isn’t wearing some ridiculous outfit [...]
Speidi carries LAI, Playboy
In: Heidi Montag
17 Aug 2009
At the risk of being swept up in their enormous vortex of suck, let’s talk about Speidi for a moment.
I think it’s at least partly possible that they’re really elaborate performance artists. I have an incredibly hard time believing that these people actually exist in objective reality as we see them through the lens of paparazzi photos or the hyper-edited Hills. How can they possibly?
And their latest stunt just makes me believe it all the more – Heidi’s no nipples, no vajayjay Playboy spread. They’ve [...]
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- Tags: Heidi Montag, LAI
Pratt/Montag v2.0
14 Aug 2009
I swear to you, I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a picture of Heidi Montag without Spencer Pratt in it. And now, folks, I present to you what I like to call Pratt/Montag v2.0. There is a Pratt and there is a Montag in these pictures, but they aren’t your usual suspects. In this case, Stephanie Pratt and Holly Montag are pictured strolling through the streets of LA, grabbing some Pinkberry after what I assume was a workout.
Speidi is Hiding From the Paps Again
In: Heidi Montag
10 Aug 2009
Umm… except not. Speidi is at it again, hamming it up and being annoying for all the world to see. At this point, does the paparazzi even earn a decent amount shooting pictures of them? I mean, they’re on display 24/7. It’s a legitimate question.
But last time we covered Heidi Montag, we were pretty much astonished at the fact that she’d chosen to repeat a bag: the unbelievable Balenciaga Crocodile Weekender. So prepare to be astonished again, because she’s done it again. Well, sort of. Here she’s wearing a [...]
Heidi Montag(Pratt?) finally repeats a bag
In: Heidi Montag
1 Jul 2009
I’m used to writing about a new Speidi bag several times a week – usually, it seems as though those two loathsome creatures have a bottomless pit of handbags at their disposal, and never have to use one twice. And that just makes them more hateable; who among us has a handbag for every outfit, and once one is used, it’s never to be seen again? Certainly not me.
And as it turns out, Heidi has it in her to repeat a bag. And she picked [...]
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- Tags: Balenciaga, Heidi Montag
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