Posts Tagged ‘Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag

I may have lost the will to write about Heidi Pratt, and I’m not the only one. Recently, E! Online ran a poll to see if its readers wanted them to cover Heidi and Spencer’s antics, and 94% of readers said no. We’re not going to stop covering them as long as she carries fabulous bags, but it seems like E’s writers feel the way that a lot of us do – that they’re slimy, loathsome creatures that need to be sent back to whatever swamp they crawled [...]

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

I’m probably feeding into both their egos and the Celebrity-Industrial Complex by even writing this, but I hate Heidi and Spencer Pratt even more with every passing day. If there was ever a good argument that karma doesn’t exist, it’s these two – maybe the powers that be will prove me cosmically incorrect one day. One can hope, anyway.
So, the bag. It’s a Nancy Gonzalez Large Crocodile Clutch in a gorgeous, slightly pearlized grey that could easily go from day to night. I despise almost everything [...]

Balenciaga Weekender

Here we go again. Another day, another bag that Heidi Montag has that I have NO IDEA how she can afford. This time? Balenciaga Crocodile Weekender in a beautiful shade of royal blue. The price tag on this one? Approximately $22,500. There are plenty of cars out there that you can buy brand new for that much money. Just sayin’.
I honestly hadn’t really thought about how she affords all of these bags until some commenters brought it up recently – which [...]

Heidi Montag carries LAI Large Pamela in Python

I don’t even want to talk about Heidi Montag right now. We know, we know, she’s omnipresent and completely boring. She’s a sideshow, and Spencer’s flesh-colored beard is creepy. We’ve been over all of that before.
No, folks, what I want to talk about right now is THAT BAG. It is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. It’s also the LAI Large Pamela Tote, made out of beautiful blue python. LAI stands for Luxury Accessories International, which is an American luxury goods firm whose only location is on 65th Street [...]

Heidi and Spencer Tote the YSL  Y

Sigh. On days in which I am charged with the duty of reporting on the lives of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag(-Pratt?), I think a bit about going back to grad school (Ha! Not really, Megs and Vlad!).
But in all seriousness, could these two be any more annoying and unnecessary? I don’t see how. Maybe if Spencer continues to grow the flesh-colored beard into a ZZ Top-style monstrosity, they could be. At any rate, here they are, mugging for the cameras at the [...]

Heidi Montag with Valentino

Oh, Speidi. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, “stars” of The Hills and their own little fantasy world, walk exceptionally slowly through West Hollywood so the paps can keep up with them. They also appear to go in to a furniture store, for reasons known only to them. She’s got a fab bag, though – The Valentino Glamorous Tote.
Bag Heidi’s Style via Bergdorf Goodman!


  • norma: look! who ever you are that wrote the story. Jennifer Hudson looks gorgeous in Victoria Beckham's de [...]
  • Mick: I agree the tatoos are so regretable. Here she is being all glamorous and sophisticated and she has [...]
  • Anna Cooperberg Gzz.: Little forks on the bodice! That amazing quirkiness speaks for itself. [...]
  • Vanessa: She looks beyond adorable! I love love love her outfit! [...]
  • SUJON: oh........................................... [...]