I honestly have very little left to say about Kim Kardashian‘s collection of black Hermes Birkin bags, except that perhaps the one she’s carrying in these photos is new because it appears to have a glazed finish and palladium hardware, where in the past, we’ve seen her with black Birkins that are more matte and have gold hardware. So, you know, new Birkin alert! That’s exciting. What I’m more interested in, as I mentioned on Tuesday, is that Kim’s style seems to have become a tad more demure since she [...]

Or at least that’s what our photo agency says is inside the dove grey Hermes Bikin that Kim Kardashian recently carried to a hair appointment in Los Angeles. I’m not sure how they know that just from the little bit of stuff peeking out the top, but I’ll take their word for it, at least to discuss the larger topic of food in bags. Do you carry any in yours? I’m not particularly precious with my bags, but I try to only put dry foods inside them – nothing sticky [...]

What percentage of her life do you think Kim Kardashian spends carrying Hermes Birkins through airports? That’s got to be a measurable percentage of her life, right? At least, say, 10%? It’s probably something like 33% sleep, 20% getting her makeup and hair done, 7% filming one-on-one interviews for her various reality shows, 15% riding around in the back of a black SUV, 15% either flying or carrying Birkins (but not simultaneously), and 10% doing both at the same time. That sounds about right, I think. At this point in [...]

At best, I’m ambivalent about Kim Kardashian and the entire Kardashian enterprise, but I have to admit that I’m a bit glad to see her back in front of the paparazzi cameras a little more as of late. She kind of disappeared (as much as a Kardashian can disappear) for a little bit after announcing her divorce was announced, and as annoying as Kim’s presence is, it’s still kind of fun to talk about what it is that she’s wearing. What doesn’t look fun, though, is wearing the pants that [...]

At first I was going to write two different posts about these two different Kim Kardashian outfits, but then I realized that I don’t really have enough original thoughts about Kim doing the exact same things in two different places to constitute separate posts, so here they are, all in one. In both instances, Kim is with new husband Kris Humphries. In both instances, it is evening! In both instances, Kim has some sort of giant, shaggy outwear with her, although I don’t think it’s the same one in both [...]