
That’s a sad thought, isn’t it? Heidi Montag – talentless, smug, annoying, delusional, and owner of a really terrible plastic weave – somehow manages to make enough money from just being herself to buy way more fabulous shoes and handbags than 99% of the people on the face of the planet. There is no justice.
And despite all the expensive stuff she wears, she normally manages to look pretty terrible. I’m not entirely hating her outfit here, though, and in all honesty, that makes me kind of hate myself. [...]
In: Heidi Montag
20 Nov 2009
Really, could these jerks deserve a swift punch in their smirking maws any more than they already do? No, no, I don’t think that’s possible. Until they start strangling babies or something, I think they’ve hit their smarmy ceiling for the time being. And it was a high ceiling, so, you know, I guess that’s some kind of weird accomplishment or something. I suspect that they’re merely performance artists anyway.
But something that they do manage to do reasonably well in this instance is accessorizing. Heidi [...]
In: Heidi Montag
1 May 2009
It is truly a guilty pleasure. Every Monday I record The Hills and I watch it. And I ENJOY it. Many times you can find me LOLing for real, like a hearty laugh at the absurdity of the show. Other times I truly feel as if the cast is my group of friends and I am just on vacation. Either way it is one of my weekly pleasures.
Big news in the “reality” world came with the actual “official” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt wedding. Is she Montag Pratt [...]