In: Heidi Montag
4 Dec 2009
Welp, it’s Heidi Montag again and she seems to know how to make almost any designer bag look obnoxious. This is so unfortunate. Another thing that is unfortunate has to be the fact that Heidi and her overly annoying husband, Spencer Pratt continue to be spotted coming and going from talk shows.
Here the dynamic duo (and I use that term with complete sarcasm) was photographed visiting It’s on with Alexa Chung in NYC. Once again, Heidi is carrying her beloved Yves Saint Laurent Y Tote. We’ve seen her carry [...]
In: Heidi Montag
3 Dec 2009
That’s it. I am about
close to putting together a how-to for celebs and the way they treat their handbags. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve placed my bags on restaurant floors before, but I really try as hard as possible not to. At the same time, the bags I’ve set on floors haven’t been uber pricey bags, so I never felt quite that bad. However, placing a Hermes Birkin on the floor, oh wait, scratch that, on a cement floor – outdoors is never ok.
So, Heidi Montag, you my [...]

That’s a sad thought, isn’t it? Heidi Montag – talentless, smug, annoying, delusional, and owner of a really terrible plastic weave – somehow manages to make enough money from just being herself to buy way more fabulous shoes and handbags than 99% of the people on the face of the planet. There is no justice.
And despite all the expensive stuff she wears, she normally manages to look pretty terrible. I’m not entirely hating her outfit here, though, and in all honesty, that makes me kind of hate myself. [...]
In: Heidi Montag
24 Nov 2009
In the last three posts that I’ve done on Heidi Montag, I’ve noticed a pattern. No, it’s not a pattern of how many hours of my life I’ve wasted while contemplating Heidi Montag. It’s a bag pattern!
Or maybe it’s a shoe pattern. Or maybe it’s both? But in the past few weeks, Heidi has been caught several times toting bags that we know she’s had for months (if not longer), including the Yves Saint Laurent Y Tote that we see here (and that we saw less [...]
In: Heidi Montag
20 Nov 2009
Really, could these jerks deserve a swift punch in their smirking maws any more than they already do? No, no, I don’t think that’s possible. Until they start strangling babies or something, I think they’ve hit their smarmy ceiling for the time being. And it was a high ceiling, so, you know, I guess that’s some kind of weird accomplishment or something. I suspect that they’re merely performance artists anyway.
But something that they do manage to do reasonably well in this instance is accessorizing. Heidi [...]
In: Audrina Patridge| Heidi Montag| Kristin Cavallari| Lauren Conrad
29 Sep 2009
Who has their TiVo set for tonight’s new season of The Hills? I DO! In fact, I think the entire Purse Blog and Bag that Style team will be watching tonight’s premiere. We’ve been covering various “cast” members of The Hills since this site launched and I love it. I know many of you out there have the same obsession with the show that I do while others of you can’t believe we continue to cover the looks.
Well, love it or hate it, these celebs are some of the [...]

Ok, I am all for the new season of The Hills, but these pictures are a bit disappointing. I wouldn’t say all of a sudden, but recently all of the cast members have been looking way older than they really are. Don’t take offense to this, it’s not them per say, but it is what they are wearing and carrying that sometimes seems a bit ridiculous.
Pictured here we have, Lo Bosworth, Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt. I totally get that all these ladies get paid the big bucks to [...]
In: Heidi Montag
19 Aug 2009
I don’t even care about the handbag right now. Let’s focus on the fact that Heidi Montag looks NORMAL. I honestly cannot remember the last time that I saw a picture of Heidi where she had minimal makeup and was wearing casual clothes. And you know what, this is a beyond refreshing surprise.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt where photographed one night looking like just any other couple who was heading home after grabbing some ice cream. I mean people, even Spencer looks normal. He isn’t wearing some ridiculous outfit [...]

I swear to you, I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a picture of Heidi Montag without Spencer Pratt in it. And now, folks, I present to you what I like to call Pratt/Montag v2.0. There is a Pratt and there is a Montag in these pictures, but they aren’t your usual suspects. In this case, Stephanie Pratt and Holly Montag are pictured strolling through the streets of LA, grabbing some Pinkberry after what I assume was a workout.
In: Heidi Montag
10 Aug 2009
Umm… except not. Speidi is at it again, hamming it up and being annoying for all the world to see. At this point, does the paparazzi even earn a decent amount shooting pictures of them? I mean, they’re on display 24/7. It’s a legitimate question.
But last time we covered Heidi Montag, we were pretty much astonished at the fact that she’d chosen to repeat a bag: the unbelievable Balenciaga Crocodile Weekender. So prepare to be astonished again, because she’s done it again. Well, sort of. Here she’s wearing a [...]
In: Heidi Montag
26 Jun 2009
I may have lost the will to write about Heidi Pratt, and I’m not the only one. Recently, E! Online ran a poll to see if its readers wanted them to cover Heidi and Spencer’s antics, and 94% of readers said no. We’re not going to stop covering them as long as she carries fabulous bags, but it seems like E’s writers feel the way that a lot of us do – that they’re slimy, loathsome creatures that need to be sent back to whatever swamp they crawled [...]
In: Heidi Montag
21 May 2009
I don’t even want to talk about Heidi Montag right now. We know, we know, she’s omnipresent and completely boring. She’s a sideshow, and Spencer’s flesh-colored beard is creepy. We’ve been over all of that before.
No, folks, what I want to talk about right now is THAT BAG. It is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. It’s also the LAI Large Pamela Tote, made out of beautiful blue python. LAI stands for Luxury Accessories International, which is an American luxury goods firm whose only location is on 65th Street [...]