You guys know me: I don’t like to blow up someone’s spot without just cause. Most stars do a perfectly reasonable, if not amazing, job of dressing themselves, and as long as that’s the case, I generally don’t take issue. On the other hand, I totally take issue with Vanessa Hudgens. Did you guys watch the “Sh*t Fashion Girls Say” YouTube video? The one where the guy says, “Everyone at Coachella looks like Pocahontas went to Burning Man?” That’s what Vanessa looks like every day of her life.
At first I thought she was wearing crazy, wide-legged, tiny-patterned pajama pants with her crop-top, open-knit sweater and contrasting bra, but then I realized it was a skirt, and I can’t decide if that was better or worse. Either way, she looks a mess. Vanessa, honey, chuck the whole outfit, keep the Chanel Classic Flap and put on some real clothes before your 15 minutes are up and you can’t get them for free anymore. You’ll thank me later when you have a closet full of awesome stuff.